29 9 / 2014

(Source: elirya)

28 9 / 2014

Let’s talk about staying up until 1:30am having fake conversations/fights with people because you felt like you had set a definite boundary and then they ignored that and just basic social cues, oh and forgot to read the fucking room so you kind of get super irritated mostly at yourself and eat two slices of pizza toast and watch 10 episodes of how I met your mother just to ignore dealing with your feelings god I’m going to delete this shit

Let’s talk about staying up until 1:30am having fake conversations/fights with people because you felt like you had set a definite boundary and then they ignored that and just basic social cues, oh and forgot to read the fucking room so you kind of get super irritated mostly at yourself and eat two slices of pizza toast and watch 10 episodes of how I met your mother just to ignore dealing with your feelings god I’m going to delete this shit

(Source: malinhallkvist)

27 9 / 2014

What You Crave vs What You Need

  • 1: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • 2: Kale, leafy greens.
  • 3: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • 4: Topsoil.
  • 5: Freudian psychology.
  • 6: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • 7: Pasta/Carbs.
  • 8: The sweet release of death.

27 9 / 2014

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

(via drugaddictsdaughter)

26 9 / 2014

retrotrash:

alcoholicgifts:

tibets:

WHAT IS ON HIS NECK THIS IS ILLEGAL

I legit almost did a spit take when it got to his picture omg

I want to say this is fake because it’s hitting so many squares on my bingo card but you know it’s real.

26 9 / 2014

digg:

John Oliver is begging Scotland to vote “no”. If you’re curious about why that involves a unicorn, you should watch the video.

this man means everything to me.

26 9 / 2014

hudsonsbluff:

Parks and Recreation (2009—) via stilinskis

26 9 / 2014

happy friday!

(Source: sandandglass, via moonlightdrivers)

26 9 / 2014

25 9 / 2014

larry david: spirit animal.

(Source: poldoyovsky)

25 9 / 2014

Game of Thrones references in Parks and Rec:

1/???

I think this is who I am dating

23 9 / 2014

Mac McDonald, The Dancing Spirit Animal

(Source: ilikeubuturcrazy)

23 9 / 2014

how I operate.

(Source: dulect, via nice-wig-janis)

22 9 / 2014

-teesa-:

The only accurate way to report that 1 out of 4 Americans are skeptical of global warming is to say: A poll finds that 1 out of 4 Americans are wrong about something.

22 9 / 2014

this may or may not be the way that I welcomed the paid intern to our team before training.

this may or may not be the way that I welcomed the paid intern to our team before training.